Me Three

Me Three is a four book humorous series starring the three-headed ogre, Og-Grim-Dog.


Book 1: Og-Grim-Dog: The Three-Headed Ogre

Two heads are better than one

Three can be a real pain in the arse

We are Og-Grim-Dog!

We have been loved and reviled! We have been the Hero of the Hour, the Darkest Villain, and everything in between! We have saved this world and travelled to worlds beyond it!

You think you can distil the life of Og-Grim-Dog into some words on a page?

When a stranger visits their inn, the regulars are in for a surprise. Did their Landlord really come here from Gal’azu—the dangerous, edgier province to the east? Could it be that his stories, so fanciful and fantastical, were episodes from his previous life?

When their Landlord is persuaded to have his life story recorded for posterity, the surprises come thick and fast. Just like his regulars, you too can learn how a three-headed ogre came to be a hero. Unlike them, you don’t stand to be killed if it all goes wrong…

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Book 2: Og-Grim-Dog and The Dark Lord

From Hero to Villain

What does a three-headed ogre do when they are banned from being a hero?

Why, apply to be a henchman of The Dark Lord, of course.

Prepare yourself for a story of evil plans and dark deeds, as Og-Grim-Dog discovers whether a life of villainy is really all it’s cracked up to be.


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Book 3: Og-Grim-Dog and The War of The Dead

Fight the Dead, Fear the Ogre

When a brutal war comes to Gal’azu, Og-Grim-Dog believe things can’t get any worse.

They’re wrong. For the Dead now walk the land. As the world around them begins to disintegrate, Og-Grim-Dog face their greatest challenge yet. Can they survive the apocalypse?

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Book 4: Og-Grim-Dog: Ogre’s End Game

‘We have saved this world and travelled to worlds beyond it! We have deployed weapons of death beyond your imagination!’

Join everyone’s favourite three-headed ogre in their world-hopping, climactic, final adventure.

After The War of The Dead, things could not have ended more bleakly for Og-Grim-Dog and the broken land of Gal’azu.

But they’ll still save their friends, save the world, complete a satisfying character arc and tie up all the loose ends from the rest of the series…

Won’t they?

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